- Local ‘Dad Blogger’ Who Writes Often Of Committment and Love Will Do Any Chore To Be In Different Room Then ‘Beloved Toddlers’
- Remarkably, 41 Year Old Man Honestly Believed Bathrooms Only Needed Cleaning Annually
- Kids Cry Inconsolably When Its Dads Turn To Put Them To Bed
- Depsite Assertion That Its Not A Problem, Local Dad Can’t Unclench Teeth So He Drinks 8th Coffee of the Day Through Straw
- Dad Repeatedly Responds ‘No’ To 4 Year Old’s Requests For Him To ‘Play with me?’
- Despite Near Constant Grumpiness Family Still Harbors Tender Feelings For Patriarch
- He May Say He Is a Man, But Fathers Skill Set Does Not Support Such a Claim
- Lacking Any Self Awareness, Dad Claims He Could Still Run with Guys In NBA
- Impressively, Dad Maintains Vanity Despite Having Developed Classic ‘Sitter’s Body’
- ‘Man of a Thousand Jokes’ Discovered to be Man of Merely 4 Jokes Told and Retold Thousands of Times. Two of Them are Puns.
- One Man’s Journey To Truly Alarming Personal Hygeine Habits
- Watching Television Constantly is One Family Tradition This Dad Intends to Pass On
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