Some moments are just magical. They arrive unannounced and if you are lucky you recognize what’s happening in time to capture it in some way. This is not one of those moments.
‘Daddy? What’s your favorite butt cheek?’
Hmm. Thinking. Resisting every inappropriate joke running through my head.
‘My left butt cheek, I guess.’
Phew, dodged all bullets.
‘No. I mean between me and Teddy.’
‘I don’t have a favorite. I love all four of your butt cheeks equally.’